finishing my cereal before it gets soggy is the most stressful thing in life
showing your friend something you know they would flip out over and they say “I’ve already seen it”
i was supposed to be the hero
my mum just told me to “stop being so depressed all the time”
i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.
This is genius